whyamionlyabletouse32characters:
horny doesn’t always mean wanting to have sex. sometimes it means wanting to be beat up or stabbed or smth
(via parotcardsroxy)
they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going
Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me….you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself
i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with
the little coffee you get while out doing errands should be free for girls
(via marzipanandminutiae)
the world is so beautiful by the way. and it will knock u off your feet time and time again. like an old love u forgot about it will meet you in the middle when everything else is so blurry and doesn’t really make sense and it will bring you to where you thought you would never find your way back. it will show u time and time again there’s beauty there’s joy there’s life in everything and that sometimes losing it is the right way to finding it
People need to get used to the idea of getting older and even romanticize it there’s so much you gain by aging and learning every day there’s beauty in someone whose years show on their face. I’m sick and tired of people turning 25 and being like omg I’m so old I’m having an identity crisis. get a grip. Bitch.
all i want in life is to see something that doesnt remind me of anything
wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see
I LOVE being alive so I can be mediocre at SO many different hobbies
if you’re not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like